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- | ====== 10 Fun Facts About Goblins======= | + | ====== 10 Fun Facts About (uncivilized) |
- | | + | 1. HORSE HATE: Goblins excel at riding animals, but they don't quite get horses. In fact, their hatred of all things horse is matched only by their fear of horses, who tend to step on goblins who get too close. |
- | | + | 2. DOG HATE: Although goblins raise horrible rat faced creatures called (creatively enough) goblin dogs to use as mounts, and ride wolves or worgs if they can get them-goblins are quick to explain that wolves are NOT dogs-their hatred of plain old dogs nearly matches their hatred of horses. The feeling is mutual. Ifyour dog's barking at the woodpile for no reason, chances are he smells a frightened goblin hiding in there somewhere. |
- | | + | 3. GOBLINS RAID JUNKYARDS: Garbage pits, gutters, sewers-anywhere there' |
- | | + | 4. GOBLINS LOVE TO SING: Unfortunately, |
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- | | + | 8. THEY LIKE FIRE: Burning things is one ofthe great goblin pastimes, although they' |
- | | + | 9. THEY GET STUCK EASI LY: Goblins have wiry frames but wide heads. They live in cramped warrens. Sometimes too cramped. |
- | | + | 10. GOBLINS BELIEVE WRITING STEALS YOUR SOUL: The walls of goblin lairs and the ruins of towns goblins have raided are littered with pictures oftheir exploits. They never use writing, though. That's not lucky. Writing steals words out ofyour head. You can't get them back |